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  • STRIKE!


    pin head!

    •  Donna has pools of sweat collecting in her navel. *shglaf*
    • Tudemorrow will be my second try at a new church! YAY!
    • I took a nap today. Not a SPAZZZ nap but a REAL nap! ahhhh!
    • Mom and Auntie M have done a lot of giggling. *rolls eyes*
    • Tudemorrow we are having a clam bake... only with hot dogs instead of the clams and the bake. *scowls*
    • A client of mine told me she was pregnant. I'd have believed her if she didnt say she was pregnant with a guy who died two and a half years ago. She didnt think anyone would remember that! *shakes head*
    • Dead man's sperm... that would make a good movie title! *grins*
    • I FINALLY found Spazzz's head. Who knew there were so many to chose from in a queens closet? *closes closet door*
    • Goodnight Moon! *yawns*

  • NEWS ALERT!

    HURRICANE JOSEPHINE IS ON HER WAY!!!!!

    ok, well, traditionally hurricanes are not so funny.... but if you knew  Josephine like I did you would be *shglaf* too!



    and in other news:

    i think i am about to give up on finding spazzz's head.
    it's not like she uses it anyhow!

    and a not so subliminal message to the headless fur ball: PAY YOUR BILLS!

  • ok, so... i was apparently born again. wait! i was already born again... so was i born again again???? who knows... but the story goes as is...

    my facebook broke my xanga. apparently, they dont like each other as much as they say they do and instead of a fine marriage they had a quickie and filed for divorce.

    so, step in a fine divorce counselor named donkey.

    donkey fixed my xanga. but he was mighty expensive and i guess i didnt pay him enough cause when the divorce was finalized i had new digs and an old name.

    so the last post was apparently my new beginning?

    well, all i really know is that when donkey fixed my broken xanga i had a post that said i was new...

    so dont ask me, i just live here!

    spazzzenheimer

    dang i just cant find the right one!!!!!



  • Hi everyone! I'm just getting started on Xanga... Drop me a comment if you've got some ideas on what to do first - or just to say, "Hi!" :-)

  • still searching for the correct head...

    oooooh Martha Martha Martha...

    that is just wrong...

    on MANY counts!

    at least she helped get the blood stains out of the castle carpet!

  • Nope....

  • Eventually, I'll find the right head.... who knew the queen had such a large collection????

    Funny, I don't remember taking off Fozzie's  head....

  • mom was having a hard time looking at her daughter headless.... so i glued it back on....



    hmmmmm...