May 9, 2009
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open mouth insert…. a sedative?
so some days when the stress gets too thick we lose all our couth…ok, well, at least i do anyhow!
i was at wegmans the other day. i parked in the handicapped spot with my very legal handicapped tag. as i got out of the car some guy who appeared to be in his 60s came by pushing his cart and said ‘you got a lot of nerve parking there lady’. me being as sophisticated as i am said back to him, ‘i would trade my heart and lungs for your ugly face anyday’. i immediately tried to reach into the air and grab the words back before they reached his ears but couldnt grab them fast enough… this man scowled at me the entire length of the parking lot.
so my words didnt really make a whole lot of sense…. but i knew what i meant… and i am pretty sure i made my point well enough…
eh, what do you expect from me? after all, i’m handicapped remember?
Comments (15)
That’s what happens when you suffer from lack of oxygen to the brain….
@dingdongdingbat -
eh… or maybe it’s that you taught me well mom!?! good job!
I’ve told someone that “I would gladly trade my incurable neurological disease” to be able to park further away! JERK!
I support that 100 percent. People dont actually know who suffers from what. I have had many stares by 80+ wondering why my body was riding a scooter in the store. Because the pain people the pain.
Actually we as our own person dont owe anyone anything.
Well.. your point was made. Rather bluntly, but still made. I’m glad you can park where you need to.
YAY for that.
The world’s gone wotty. I know I have
When will the ignorant of this world ever realize that not all disabilities are visible to the eye. I applaud your gumption to dish it right back to him. You go girl!!!
Some people! *rolls eyes* Wait! You have an icon for that :rollingeyes: What a crabby old guy, and half blind to boot! Trust me, the condition of your heart is far better than his!
Yeah! You have a good heart! :frog: Dang frog!!!
My posts must be boring you? :sleepy: :sleepy: :sleepy:
You are Number One!
Spock was Number One… I wonder what that means?
Oh! You are handicrapped? Did mom forget to iron the toilet paper again?
Sleep! :sleepy: :sleepy: :sleepy: :sleepy:
You wear a cap on your hand? :frog:
Woo Hoo! You were first! And Number One!!!
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Woo Hoo! You are first and Number One AGAIN!!!! How did THAT happen!
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You lost your couth? I think its under the towels in the linen closet! :frog:
Wake up its Friday!!!! :dancingcow: