May 4, 2009
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- clown envy (i dont have it, but according to lorilily, somebody does!)
- obama feels compelled to tell us how to wash our hands???
- mom said i need to write a letter to Obama on behalf of my credit card taking my payment multiple times and my checking account being as pompus as possible on the other end. mom said i should write to him and tell him i 'wash my hands' of the whole thing!
- al_son had a very nasty cheese doodle in his lunch. he accused his wife of trying to force him into viewing pornography during work hours.
- al_son gave thankee weed and pot for her birthday.
- al_son told me i have a nice ass... i handled it better than tony did when al_son told HIM that!
- a friend of lorilily's called during dinner. the friend said she found a kitten in the road that was hit by a car. she took it to the emergency clinic and they wanted $3000 to fix it's broken leg. al_son told the friend to put the cat back in the road.
- al_son talked about monkey lips.
- al_son told me to grow a beard and i can be the bearded lady at the circus. i told al_son to grow boobs and HE could be the bearded lady. the thought of this excited him.
- we talked about how a fake layered t shirt worn under a fake layered vest looks stupid, particularly when worn with shorts and fake layered socks.
- Tulips... amazing how long a conversation can go on about tulips.
- Tracy came out of the bathroom and we gave her a 21 foot salute... less a few feet. She was not impressed.
